A PRECURSOR OF THINGS TO COME

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

It's been several long months since we chatted about this and considering what the future holds, I think it's prime time to do it again, don't you? Come on, you know you love it.

So. SEX. You know the drill. Who's having it? Who are you having it with? Is it good? Are your eyes wandering to someone else? Who's not having it? Why not? Who's still waiting for their V Card to be punched?

Oh yes, it's time to talk about your sex lives. Maybe this'll help you get some ideas for next week when all you'll want to do is get naughty. Speak up and speak honestly!

Comments

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

I hardly believe this is a topic for a proper prince to discuss...

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

That typically means you're not getting any, doesn't it, Junior? Awww.

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

Well, considering that the only woman I'm interested is in a land I am unable to locate, I suppose you could take a guess on that one...

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Aww. Hands getting a lot of action, aren't they?

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

*cough*

...no.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

How have you not exploded?

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

A lot of coffee ice cream and a lesbian vampire BFF, with a healthy dose of crippling fear of never being able to find the one woman out there for me and a pinch of severe childhood trauma.

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. Be careful, though, he'll call you all sorts of mean names for wanting to keep personal business personal.

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

Have faith, my lady; I am certain that whatever he may throw at me, I've handled much worse from the hands of a much more terrifying being before.

[inneedofcoffee.livejournal.com]

I hope you've stocked up on ice cream for the week.

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

[hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com]

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