A PRECURSOR OF THINGS TO COME

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

It's been several long months since we chatted about this and considering what the future holds, I think it's prime time to do it again, don't you? Come on, you know you love it.

So. SEX. You know the drill. Who's having it? Who are you having it with? Is it good? Are your eyes wandering to someone else? Who's not having it? Why not? Who's still waiting for their V Card to be punched?

Oh yes, it's time to talk about your sex lives. Maybe this'll help you get some ideas for next week when all you'll want to do is get naughty. Speak up and speak honestly!

Comments

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

No sex. Still, you know... Yeah.

Look, I don't know okay. Girls are nice, but then they mess with your head and they leave you. And now I've been sort of making out with Claudia, but apparently I'm about to make a mess of things (I saw the preplay, it is messy).

I think I'm holding on to that V card a bit longer.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

You won't find me arguing about girls messing with your head. It's a shame that guys can't tend to keep away from them. No one else after Claudia then? Shame. I'd suggest a hooker but yeah.

[hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com]

*frowns a lot*

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Can I help you, Mr. Frowny?

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

I hardly believe this is a topic for a proper prince to discuss...

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

That typically means you're not getting any, doesn't it, Junior? Awww.

[thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com]

I assure you that I have plenty of experience. One is not the son of the Steward of Gondor without catching the attention of some fair ladies.

It is rather a bit more complicated here as I am uncertain how this culture handles such matters. It would seem that this part of my life is currently somewhat on hold, even if there have been rather enjoyable moments but those require some careful nurturing.

Unless the lady in question changes her mind and decides that I really am not appealing to her. I could not blame her.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

I can barely understand what you just said but I'm gonna guess you like a girl and she's not putting out?

[deaths-demigod.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just happy to be around people who don't get skeeved off by my presence! One step at a time.

Sort of.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Aww, not at all frustrated?

[boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com]

Fuck sex. Let's blow shit up!

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Boring.

[swordsandsoccer.livejournal.com]

OhgodonFridayIsangtoagirlaboutwhetherIwassexy.

The world's lucky I'm capable of mustering up some courage, or I'd never leave my room again.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Did she say you were sexy?

[3patchproblem.livejournal.com]

As much as I loathe to agree with Shiba... this obsession with sex is getting very annoying.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Said like someone who isn't getting any! Too bad, old man.

[justhisblogger.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'd love going out on the pull, except I have this roommate who won't stop texting me when I'm trying to chat someone up. And muscling in on my dates. This is NOT HELPFUL.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Is he...special?

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

STILL. NOT. YOUR. BUSINESS.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Still a virgin, then! Congrats! Hope you and your hats are very happy together!

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know about sex when I wanted to be a human. I think we call that a TOTAL ADDED BONUS.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

You like it that much, huh? Girl after my own heart!

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

I have the best sex life ever now!

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

I hope you didn't just jinx yourself, man.

[onlymistaken]

No comment. Also, no business of yours.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

V Card! The club is just growing by leaps and bounds!

[dontvotemeout]

Do I want to have sex? Of course, there are some seriously attractive people here. Is it gonna happen? I don't know, I guess it'll happen when it happens.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Very pragmatic. Too bad I don't think you're quite that zen about it.

[vanillajello]

Eh, the last couple of weeks have been batshit insane on all other fronts, so the whole sex thing's kinda not even been on my mind much.

But I'm hoping to make up for that in the near future. I do still have an awesome boyfriend, after all.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Aww, plans. You're not worried that's going to blow up in your face?

[trickydemigod.livejournal.com]

We're...we're talking things slow. And secretive.

Which I'm sure won't be frustrating at all next week. Really.

[seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, considering we were just trying to kill each other a few weeks ago, this isn't that slow. Next week will be fine.

I hope.

[svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com]

Who's having it?

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Not me.

*sighs*

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Aww, another member of the V Club! It's okay, you have a lot of company.

[light-a-spark.livejournal.com]

Let's see. Regularly sleeping with the hottest spy and teacher in Fandom? Check. Yeah, my life's pretty sweet.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

At least you're not whining like these other people here. Good to see someone's happy.

[ivejustinvented.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, this conversation reminds me of the glory years, back when I was the ripe young age of 125, and was trolling around the high-class retirement communities nearby. You wouldn't believe the friskiness in some of those gals, and some of them even still had their own teeth!

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

That's...kinda gross, old man.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

I still have no complaints. We brought stupid feelings into it but it hasn't dulled our sex life. It helps that we're both ignoring those feelings for the most part. It makes things easier.

[therewaslife]

I let her think about this sort of thing. I just...enjoy it when it happens and when she talks about it. I don't think about it all that much.

It's been awhile though. I hope I remember how to do it.

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

YOU LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

[colourfulscents.livejournal.com]

You know, now that you've got me thinking about it, I think I might have to accept a date with John finally just so, next time one of these crops up, I'll have something to work with other than Those Days with my boss...

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Who's this John guy? I don't know if he's good enough.

[sake-shinigami.livejournal.com]

[seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com]

I don't have a damn clue what I'm doing but I'm doing it with a guy who's going to become my sworn enemy.

[trickydemigod.livejournal.com]

...

You've got some issues. For real.

[puppy_fair]

I live in the same room as my girlfriend.

:D :D :D

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

I take it that's a really good thing?