A PRECURSOR OF THINGS TO COME

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

It's been several long months since we chatted about this and considering what the future holds, I think it's prime time to do it again, don't you? Come on, you know you love it.

So. SEX. You know the drill. Who's having it? Who are you having it with? Is it good? Are your eyes wandering to someone else? Who's not having it? Why not? Who's still waiting for their V Card to be punched?

Oh yes, it's time to talk about your sex lives. Maybe this'll help you get some ideas for next week when all you'll want to do is get naughty. Speak up and speak honestly!

Comments

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

No sex. Still, you know... Yeah.

Look, I don't know okay. Girls are nice, but then they mess with your head and they leave you. And now I've been sort of making out with Claudia, but apparently I'm about to make a mess of things (I saw the preplay, it is messy).

I think I'm holding on to that V card a bit longer.

[hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com]

*frowns a lot*

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

You won't find me arguing about girls messing with your head. It's a shame that guys can't tend to keep away from them. No one else after Claudia then? Shame. I'd suggest a hooker but yeah.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Can I help you, Mr. Frowny?

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

I hardly believe this is a topic for a proper prince to discuss...

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

That typically means you're not getting any, doesn't it, Junior? Awww.

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. Be careful, though, he'll call you all sorts of mean names for wanting to keep personal business personal.

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

I don't know. You see, I've got this obsession with another girl that isn't exactly healthy and it's been doing my head in and...

What... No, I'm not going to a hooker. I've got a bit more taste than that, thanks.

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

Well, considering that the only woman I'm interested is in a land I am unable to locate, I suppose you could take a guess on that one...

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

Have faith, my lady; I am certain that whatever he may throw at me, I've handled much worse from the hands of a much more terrifying being before.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Aww. Hands getting a lot of action, aren't they?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

It'd solve that V Card dilemma and maybe even loosen you up some? They're not that bad.

[hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com]

IT WOULD APPEAR NOT.

[thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com]

I assure you that I have plenty of experience. One is not the son of the Steward of Gondor without catching the attention of some fair ladies.

It is rather a bit more complicated here as I am uncertain how this culture handles such matters. It would seem that this part of my life is currently somewhat on hold, even if there have been rather enjoyable moments but those require some careful nurturing.

Unless the lady in question changes her mind and decides that I really am not appealing to her. I could not blame her.

[deaths-demigod.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just happy to be around people who don't get skeeved off by my presence! One step at a time.

Sort of.

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

*cough*

...no.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Well, I ain't gonna sleep with you if that's the kind of help you need. Not my type.

[inneedofcoffee.livejournal.com]

I hope you've stocked up on ice cream for the week.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

How have you not exploded?

[boobs-and-bombs.livejournal.com]

Fuck sex. Let's blow shit up!

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

I can barely understand what you just said but I'm gonna guess you like a girl and she's not putting out?

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Yeah see, I'd kind of like it to mean a bit more than just solving a dilemma? Maybe that's old fashioned, but yes.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Boring.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Aww, not at all frustrated?

[swordsandsoccer.livejournal.com]

OhgodonFridayIsangtoagirlaboutwhetherIwassexy.

The world's lucky I'm capable of mustering up some courage, or I'd never leave my room again.