A PRECURSOR OF THINGS TO COME

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

It's been several long months since we chatted about this and considering what the future holds, I think it's prime time to do it again, don't you? Come on, you know you love it.

So. SEX. You know the drill. Who's having it? Who are you having it with? Is it good? Are your eyes wandering to someone else? Who's not having it? Why not? Who's still waiting for their V Card to be punched?

Oh yes, it's time to talk about your sex lives. Maybe this'll help you get some ideas for next week when all you'll want to do is get naughty. Speak up and speak honestly!

Comments

[ivejustinvented.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, this conversation reminds me of the glory years, back when I was the ripe young age of 125, and was trolling around the high-class retirement communities nearby. You wouldn't believe the friskiness in some of those gals, and some of them even still had their own teeth!

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

That's...kinda gross, old man.

[ivejustinvented.livejournal.com]

If you can't handle the heat, whippersnapper, stay out of the kitchen.

*licks finger, touches arm* Tsshhhhhhhhhhhh.