http://fratboybitch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fratboybitch.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2010-11-06 03:07 pm

A PRECURSOR OF THINGS TO COME

It's been several long months since we chatted about this and considering what the future holds, I think it's prime time to do it again, don't you? Come on, you know you love it.

So. SEX. You know the drill. Who's having it? Who are you having it with? Is it good? Are your eyes wandering to someone else? Who's not having it? Why not? Who's still waiting for their V Card to be punched?

Oh yes, it's time to talk about your sex lives. Maybe this'll help you get some ideas for next week when all you'll want to do is get naughty. Speak up and speak honestly!

[identity profile] need-no-moon.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's this John guy? I don't know if he's good enough.

[identity profile] colourfulscents.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...really, Pup?

But you're right. He isn't. But the standard's pretty high.

[identity profile] need-no-moon.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
As it should be!

Want me to scare him? He'll try harder then!

[identity profile] colourfulscents.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if I said no, would you probably try scaring him anyway?

[identity profile] need-no-moon.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I um... depends on how big an idiot he is?

[identity profile] colourfulscents.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You do realize that this conversation is only supporting the idea of me going on a date with him, just because I'm curious to see how that turns out for you...right?

[identity profile] need-no-moon.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...

You're not supposed to be cruel to your fellow werewolves.

[identity profile] colourfulscents.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
....

I WILL NEVER, EVER UNDERSTAND WEREWOLVES IN YOUR WORLD.

What do they do, braid flowers in their fur and prance around together in golden wavy meadows???

Because seriously. Seriously...

[identity profile] need-no-moon.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, more like we beat each other up regularly? I mean, it's not like they can't take or don't deserve it. It's just not serious... Well except if you're Paul, cause he's fucking annoying.

Just, you know. They're still my brothers. They're my pack. We have each other's back.

[identity profile] colourfulscents.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Meanwhile, in my world, they have your back literally. As in, in between their teeth the moment you turn it.

[identity profile] need-no-moon.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*shrugs* They can try, but they'll regret it.

Besides, you haven't done anything like that.

[identity profile] colourfulscents.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the exception, Pup, not the rule.

Believe me, Mother is so disappointed.

[identity profile] need-no-moon.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I could go beat them up too, if you'd like.

[identity profile] colourfulscents.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You're too young to have a death wish, Pup.

[identity profile] need-no-moon.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You think they're stronger?

[identity profile] colourfulscents.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Size isn't everything, sweetie.

[identity profile] need-no-moon.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not everything I have. And I've got a pack I can actually trust.