A PRECURSOR OF THINGS TO COME

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

It's been several long months since we chatted about this and considering what the future holds, I think it's prime time to do it again, don't you? Come on, you know you love it.

So. SEX. You know the drill. Who's having it? Who are you having it with? Is it good? Are your eyes wandering to someone else? Who's not having it? Why not? Who's still waiting for their V Card to be punched?

Oh yes, it's time to talk about your sex lives. Maybe this'll help you get some ideas for next week when all you'll want to do is get naughty. Speak up and speak honestly!

Comments

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. Oh god, you're a nerd.

[justhisblogger.livejournal.com]

And you... appear to be a teenage boy.

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Actually looks more like he's mid-20s, thank you werewolf growth spurts

Still can toss you around the room easily.

[justhisblogger.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but no thanks. I've already had that happen to me the last time I was shot.

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

I'll try to keep it novel for you. Wouldn't want you to get bored or anything.

[justhisblogger.livejournal.com]

I'm... sorry. Are you trying to be intimidating? Because honestly, I have no intentions of mistreating Sergeant Angua.

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

...

Actually, never mind. She'll probably get bored after five minutes.

[justhisblogger.livejournal.com]

You make me... very happy I've never had children of my own.

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think those kids are happy too.

[justhisblogger.livejournal.com]

:)

I live with Sherlock. You're not going to win this one.

[3patchproblem.livejournal.com]

Girls, girls. You're both very pretty. Now shut up. You're interrupting my thinking.

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

You should take him out somewhere special. He's feeling neglected.

[3patchproblem.livejournal.com]

I took him to a crime scene last week. What more could he want?

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

A foot massage? Did you try braiding his hair?

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

I'm not trying to win anything. I wouldn't dream of coming between you and your man-love.

[justhisblogger.livejournal.com]

*sigh*