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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Let's just settle this once and for all:

Who is the most most emo person to ever emo on the FH circuit?

WHY ARE YOU THE EMO KING OR QUEEN? WHY DO YOU MOPE AND WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Make your case!

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[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

- I never get any tail
- I am old
- I have cancer, yo
- Even my bugs don't put out
- I can only pinch my students' asses subtextually
- I am emotionally moronic
- Kitty Pryde died, and I don't get to dust her body for fingerprints or anything
- Sara screwed a girl, a guy who turned into a cat, and a space dude in the room next door and I overheard it all, man
- I am under a prophecy in which I totally die, on my cell phone, while losing my hearing, AGAIN. Lame, right?
- I'm a teacher and therefore can't play Master/Slave in Ethics Class
- I miss my mommy

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is quite the compelling case.

But, you do have The Sex Hat.

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

This is true. But I only really wear it to hide the fact my hair and beard mysteriously change colors for no apparent reason.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

And wow, that last comment was a Freudian slip.

Ahem.

Anyway, I always thought the beard was teh sex. Rawr.

And out of subtext I happily go...

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

HEH!

Oh wait, no laughing, for I am emo.

I do NOT have a beard fetish zomg!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

- Kitty Pryde died, and I don't get to dust her body for fingerprints or anything

*laughs way too hard at this*

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

You laugh at my pain?

*Adds Vala being a totally meanie to the list*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*sads because Vala is completely emo-handicapped & can't even compete*

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

*agrees that Vala is a total meanie*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*at this rate may get some emo cred after all*

Oh. My. God. You all hatezs on me!

(o.k., o.k., so she needs practice at it...)

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

*pinches your ass to cheer you up*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*slaps his hand away and gets him in an armlock in 2.5 seconds flat*

You were saying?

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

Yes, his evil plan worked! Hello, sunshine!

I was saying that you are a mean, nasty girl.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Hah! You're gonna ruin your emo creds this way, dude!

That's better! Lets him go.

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

So worth it though

"Damn it! I mean, thank you."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

That's my girl.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

You're so kinky, Gris.

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmm, tell me about it.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Do you peel the labels off bottles?


I do.

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

Isn't that a sign of sexual frustration? Which you so can't have, Mr. LoveStud. Meanwhile, my penis is going to apply for unemployment soon.

Did I just say my penis? Wow. Knock that off the list of things I never thought I'd say.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Dude. Sexual frustration does not come merely from Not Getting Any. Besides, I'm frustrated on so many levels it's not funny anymore. except when it totally is.

and don't EVER say penis again, for the love of god.

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

Oh, cry me a river!

Penis seemed like the funniest word at the time! Penis, penis, penis. See? Funny!