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Let's just settle this once and for all:

Who is the most most emo person to ever emo on the FH circuit?

WHY ARE YOU THE EMO KING OR QUEEN? WHY DO YOU MOPE AND WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Make your case!

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- I never get any tail
- I am old
- I have cancer, yo
- Even my bugs don't put out
- I can only pinch my students' asses subtextually
- I am emotionally moronic
- Kitty Pryde died, and I don't get to dust her body for fingerprints or anything
- Sara screwed a girl, a guy who turned into a cat, and a space dude in the room next door and I overheard it all, man
- I am under a prophecy in which I totally die, on my cell phone, while losing my hearing, AGAIN. Lame, right?
- I'm a teacher and therefore can't play Master/Slave in Ethics Class
- I miss my mommy

Wow, that is quite the compelling case.

But, you do have The Sex Hat.

This is true. But I only really wear it to hide the fact my hair and beard mysteriously change colors for no apparent reason.

And wow, that last comment was a Freudian slip.

Ahem.

Anyway, I always thought the beard was teh sex. Rawr.

And out of subtext I happily go...

Oooh, oooh, me.

1. Grew up as a slave.
2. No father.
3. Left my mother AS A SLAVE to go join the Jedi.
4. Who then turned me down.
5. And only reconsidered after the guy who brought me to them died.
6. Leaving me to be trained by his ex-boyfriend.
7. Who won't have sex with me.
8. EVER.
9. Even when I put him in glitter.
10. He's also kinda afraid of me because I'm powerful and slightly evil.
11. And the rest of the Jedi are kinda afraid of me, too.
12. And I'm never supposed to fall in love or have a meaningful relationship.
13. And have you seen the hotties I work with? And Padme? Sexual frustration leads to the Dark Side, yo.
14. WTF is up with my hair anyway?

Princess of Angst, over here!

1. I hate crying, and yet I do it ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
2. My last boyfriend abandoned me!
3. My daddy is uninvolved!
4. My grandparents suck!
5. I am OMG CONFLICTED.
6. My current boyfriend has Issues!
7. I write compulsively and keep an EMO JOURNAL.
8. I have an Angst Tiara
9. I can make any given situation about me, and blame myself for anything/everything wrong!

But, dude, in the future, you're gonna be known for some GREAT catch phrases.

Oh wait, that might also add to the emo.

Your current boyfriend was a bunny too. I think that puts you about neck and neck with both Grissom and Anakin in the emo game, if not pushing you ahead.

*thinks*

True. And the outfit is quite fetching, not to mention adding five inches to my height.

But--whiny son. Dead Padmé, Dead Obi-Wan, kissing up to Palpatine for decades.

I'm gonna go listen to some more Dashboard Confessional now.

15. Rory might be beating me in the emo game, which only adds to my angst. I must be the best at everyhing, OMG.

I heard that!

That's true!

And then SOMEONE called me and told me I was a bunny abuser! When I clearly took very good care of said bunny!

I think my Sex Hat is cooler than your Angst Tiara. And my dad left me when I was a kid to participate in illegal trade with the Commies!

Yes still, I admire your angst. Hmmm... maybe I should start an emo journal.

Sexual frustration leads to the Dark Side, yo.

*dies of the not-breathing*

HEH!

Oh wait, no laughing, for I am emo.

~~I do NOT have a beard fetish zomg!~~

- Kitty Pryde died, and I don't get to dust her body for fingerprints or anything

*laughs way too hard at this*

You laugh at my pain?

*Adds Vala being a totally meanie to the list*

*notes that not-breathing leads to death. Will remember this for the future*

*sads because Vala is completely emo-handicapped & can't even compete*

I have 43 years worth of canon angst, including the whole Destroying My Own Home Planet thing. To put it all down here would take waaaay too much effort.

But here at FH:
-I fancy three people at once. Where do I get off? Not to mention Rose, for whom my feelings are Unexplained.
-My girlfriend left me in the clinic to go snog.
-I just pissed everyone off in the WHOLE SCHOOL.
-Dean Bristow won't let me be a vigilante.
-I teach a class that's impossible to recap on the radio.
-I hadn't had sex in a Really Long Time until two months ago. Some people in my fandom believe I shouldn't be having sex at all. To which my mun says 'pish'.
-Lee Adama has better arms than I do.

But I do have a nifty sword.

OMG! Now I have emo from being the one to give Anakin the whole choking-people-to-death idea!

...or, wait, I think that was indigestion.

*agrees that Vala is a total meanie*

I fancy three people at once. Where do I get off?

I didn't think that "Where" was quite the question. "Whom" would seem much more apt.

How about both...
Where and whom do I get off?

[underlines Jack's name on his apology list]

I have been ordered to kill my girlfriend.

Beat that.

And my mother hates me. *pout*

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