ext_251134 ([identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-03 02:39 pm

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Let's just settle this once and for all:

Who is the most most emo person to ever emo on the FH circuit?

WHY ARE YOU THE EMO KING OR QUEEN? WHY DO YOU MOPE AND WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Make your case!

[identity profile] drgrissom.livejournal.com 2005-11-03 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You may have the lead now, but Hamlet is going to own your ass.

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-11-03 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh totally.

Because I lose emo points by getting redeemed by a blond guy with bad hair.

[identity profile] drgrissom.livejournal.com 2005-11-03 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
But you gain points because every red-blooded American male from the past 25 years grew up having sexual fantasies of your daughter in a metal bikini!

[identity profile] emo-padawan.livejournal.com 2005-11-03 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so the kids are a wash.

And even Hamlet can't possibly wear more black than I end up in. And although "dead" trumps "all of my limbs chopped off by my best friend after I choke my wife pretty much to death," it only wins by a little bit.