OMG SUCKS

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Liek, all of my friends have AT LEAST gotten to third base. And now with Archie getting laid, am I THE ONLY ONE still a technical virgin?! Gods, I hate Kara "Let's hold hands and cuddle and not talk about stuff!" Thrace! I hope she's a cylon messiah or some crap like that!

THERAPIZE ME. (*said similar to "moisturize me, moisturize me!"* ...ah Doctor Who. *hearts*)

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I assumed when you were told to keep your hand on his cock that you'd understood what that meant!

[chasingangela]

*snorts*

"But she's a .... thingie. Girl-chicken. Hen. How was I supposed to knwo you couldn't tell the difference?"

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Well, see, Marty asked to show it to me one day and... let's just say we're not allowed in church anymore for a reason.

[chasingangela]

*Nods*

"I understand that. I have a cousin who's not allowed in the frozen foods section at Safeway. See, her church ... it's a *long* story."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

That's kind of like the time I reached perfect happiness once I saw that they were making Pudding Pops again.

[chasingangela]

*wrinkles nose*

"Sounds messy. Though I did once have this experience with shampoo..."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Herbal Essence?

[chasingangela]

Yeah.


...what, you too?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

It smells nice

No.

[chasingangela]

Evil undead liar guy.

I believe you.

*does not place order for a case of Herbal Essence hair care products to be delivered to Angelus' dorm room every month*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*keeps eye out for Mr. Fluffypants*