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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

So, what do you do when your boyfriend throws a party because a girl died and you're the ONLY ONE who is sensitive to realize that he's just dealing in his own way, and everyone's being so, omg, meeeeeeeeeeean about it?


*woe/angst, but not wangst*

Comments

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Toast solves all problems.

Especially if it is buttery.

[chasingangela]

What if there's honey? Or jam. I like jam.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Honey and jam are also acceptable toast-toppings.

Also, you can totally put jam *and* butter together. I'm not so sure about honey and butter, though. *ponders*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude, no, honey and butter are gross.

Jam and honey, on the other hand...

And POWDERED SUGAR ZOMG.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

YES HOLY CRAP.

OMG, LET US RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND START A CHAIN OF RESTAURANTS THAT SERVE ONLY TOAST WITH DIFFERENT TOPPINGS.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

YES! WE SHALL RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET TO THIS MAGICAL, TOAST-FILLED LAND!

WILL WE BRING LEE AND HIS MASSIVE ARMS? I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD 'CAUSE HIS TOAST IS MADE OF PEEEEEEEEEPLE.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

WELL I THINK IF WE CAN MAKE HIM PROMISE NOT TO MAKE PEOPLE-TOAST ANY MORE IT WILL BE OKAY.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

OKAY GOOD BUT HOW WILL WE CONVINCE HIM? I THINK HE IS SET IN HIS CANIBIBBLE WAYS, WOE!!!!!111!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

but... but... ABC-OT3 Forever? *sad puppy face*

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

DUDE YOU CAN COME TOO. IT WILL BE GRATE.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

OMG, YAYS! *CLINGS TO BRIDGE*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

OMG! you have rejected one of my favourite toast toppings! WOE!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

There, there. I'm sure it's just that I have bad taste because EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT ALWAYS.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Now my mun wants toast, but she has no bread, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

EVERYTHING IS.

[chasingangela]

Rory is, OMG, WRONG. Honey + butter on wheat bread is classic.

Especially if you also have tea to drink with your toast. It's all very civilized.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

But Rory is, omg, a Power Ranger now and can't hear you lalalalala.

[chasingangela]

*sticks out tongue, OMG*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

John told me that toast is made of people.

I don't want to be a canibibble. *chin wibbling*

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

pshaw, that's foolishness!

PEOPLE aren't buttery.

erm.

most of the time.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*butters Bridge*

...

*hopes Logan isn't watching*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*brain breaks omg*

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*shrugs helplessly*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*continues to butter Bridge's hair*

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

OMG! STOP IT!