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So, what do you do when your boyfriend throws a party because a girl died and you're the ONLY ONE who is sensitive to realize that he's just dealing in his own way, and everyone's being so, omg, meeeeeeeeeeean about it?

*woe/angst, but not wangst*

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What if there's honey? Or jam. I like jam.

Honey and jam are also acceptable toast-toppings.

Also, you can totally put jam *and* butter together. I'm not so sure about honey and butter, though. *ponders*

Oh, dude, no, honey and butter are gross.

Jam and honey, on the other hand...

And POWDERED SUGAR ZOMG.

YES HOLY CRAP.

OMG, LET US RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND START A CHAIN OF RESTAURANTS THAT SERVE ONLY TOAST WITH DIFFERENT TOPPINGS.

YES! WE SHALL RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET TO THIS MAGICAL, TOAST-FILLED LAND!

WILL WE BRING LEE AND HIS MASSIVE ARMS? I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD 'CAUSE HIS TOAST IS MADE OF PEEEEEEEEEPLE.

WELL I THINK IF WE CAN MAKE HIM PROMISE NOT TO MAKE PEOPLE-TOAST ANY MORE IT WILL BE OKAY.

OKAY GOOD BUT HOW WILL WE CONVINCE HIM? I THINK HE IS SET IN HIS CANIBIBBLE WAYS, WOE!!!!!111!

WE SHALL LURE HIM TO OUR SEKRIT TOAST HIDEOUT USING A TRAIL OF DELICIOUS ENGLISH MUFFINS. THEN I WILL USE BRAINWASHING TECHNIQUES THAT I LEARNED IN POWER RANGER SCHOOL.

THEY TEACH YOU THAT IN POWER RANGER SCHOOL??/? I WANNA BE A POWER RANGER ZOMG!!!

ZOMG YES!!!

BUT WHAT COLOUR RANGER WOULD YOU BE? THIS IS V. IMPORTANT.

THE POWDER BLUE RANGER!!!!!! TO MATCH MY EYES??

OR POSSIBLY THE PERIWINKLE RANGER BECAUSE PERIWINKLE IS THE BEST WORD EVER.

WISE CHOICES INDEED!!!!

[[totally ooc: DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN EVICT SYDNEY AND REPLACE HER WITH RORY, PLEASE?!]]

DUDE YOU CAN COME TOO. IT WILL BE GRATE.

OMG, YAYS! *CLINGS TO BRIDGE*

*IS TOTALLY LATE TO THE PARTY BUT CLINGS THREE, OMG*

OMG! you have rejected one of my favourite toast toppings! WOE!

There, there. I'm sure it's just that I have bad taste because EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT ALWAYS.

Now my mun wants toast, but she has no bread, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!

EVERYTHING IS.

Rory is, OMG, WRONG. Honey + butter on wheat bread is classic.

Especially if you also have tea to drink with your toast. It's all very civilized.

But Rory is, omg, a Power Ranger now and can't hear you lalalalala.

*sticks out tongue, OMG*

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