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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

So, what do you do when your boyfriend throws a party because a girl died and you're the ONLY ONE who is sensitive to realize that he's just dealing in his own way, and everyone's being so, omg, meeeeeeeeeeean about it?


*woe/angst, but not wangst*

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

AH, KITTY.

I knew you barely. And yet my guilt complex requires that I blame myself for your death.


*weeps pitifully*

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

There there. Wow, it's all about you, isn't it?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*sniffle*

Never, ever underestimate the Lorelais' power to make any situation about themselves. Seriously, they can do it with ANYTHING.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

*pets... carefully, because you never know when Logan is watching*

How about the fact that I can't get laid?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

It's because Jake is, omg, in love with me. I should go kill myself so you can get some.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

You do that. Just be obvious that it's all your decision and don't mess up any evidence that'll prove it was you.

...Well? Dude, I'm waiting.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I shall write a note detailing how you encouraged me to do this, you meeeeenie.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Hey, no! Then Jake will be all sad because nomoreRory and he'll wibble at me and how can I get laid when he's depressed?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Hurt/comfort?

'Course, you might have to deal with Logan and then you'll be all brokeny and Jake will be DOUBLY SAD.

[fh_jackass]

*glares*

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Is it my fault you weren't around to comfort your girlfriend?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*cough*

No, it's mine. I told you. Everything is always my fault.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Maybe this time it's Logan's, sweetie. Don't be so selfish - share a little of that blame.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

See, it's my fault because he didn't know I'm FULL OF WOE omg.

[janet_fraiser]

I refuse to be all weepy and sobby for someone I barely knew.

I mean, OMG! War! Against aliens! For seven years! And how many people did I treat and watch die and freakin' AUTOPSY, for cryin' out loud!

Tragic waste, yeah, yeah, I know, died so young, but OMG. I have set it aside and moved on!

*hands your guilt complex an emo!angst hankie with your initials*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Janet, you are stronger than everyone else at this school, omg.

Though I've kind of moved on after my talk with LWB yesterday.

*wails*

[janet_fraiser]

I'm completely cracked, but none of you have noticed yet. I cope by eating ice cream and reading advanced textbooks on genetics! How fucked up is that?

That's okay, keep it for the next emo!angst moment you have. Because we know you'll have one.

*pats you comfortingly*