ext_26738 (
cameronmitchell.livejournal.com) wrote in
fandomtherapy2005-11-05 04:22 pm
Girls
Okay seriously, what's up with this school? How come all these girls can kick our collective asses and they know it too. And if they can't physically get you, they so have their tricks to render you completely speechless. Like just the other night, I had my girlfriend and Parker gang up on me. You'd think my girlfriend would try to defend me or something, but no... she has to make it even worse. It's just not fair.

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Of course, once they get on to that we're completely doomed.no subject
What makes you think they don't already know? They're just not letting on to us that they do.no subject
Shit. We're screwed, man.
*considers and smirks*
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You say this like it's a bad thing.
It's not a bad thing.
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It's not, but you better watch yourself before I find out in canon what you did to my adopted sister!no subject
Not the Protective Older Brother lecture again! *steals Anakin's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*no subject
You do it to yourself!no subject
Do you think that Veronica and I are the only girls reading this?no subject
It's manly subtext, you can't decipher it. Shoo!no subject
don't underestimate the power of Mars, dudeno subject
*underestimates like whoa*no subject
pities Cam...(no subject)
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*giggles* I'm a witch, remember. Besides, I have learned the art of subtext from both Beka and Belthazor.no subject
Witchcraft and subtext have nothing to do with each other. You need manly bits to get manly subtext!no subject
What if I've had manly bits IN me?(no subject)
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Cameron, I lead an army composed entirely of men. I speak fluent manly subtext.no subject
You realize I now want fic about this.no subject
Anders, why is my mun now cackling even more insanely than usual?(no subject)
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That and you look good in a beard.no subject
Yet another one of the things males are generally clueless about: we're on to you.no subject
But you love us regardless? Right? *looks cute*no subject
Well, you do have your uses.(no subject)
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See? I told you!(no subject)
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I've already accepted the fact that my girlfriend probably knows or can find out things about me that I don't even know.no subject
And because we adore your girlfriend, we are always happy to help her get more information.