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fandomtherapy2005-11-05 04:22 pm
cameronmitchell.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomtherapy2005-11-05 04:22 pm
Girls
Okay seriously, what's up with this school? How come all these girls can kick our collective asses and they know it too. And if they can't physically get you, they so have their tricks to render you completely speechless. Like just the other night, I had my girlfriend and Parker gang up on me. You'd think my girlfriend would try to defend me or something, but no... she has to make it even worse. It's just not fair.
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Do you think that Veronica and I are the only girls reading this?no subject
It's manly subtext, you can't decipher it. Shoo!no subject
don't underestimate the power of Mars, dudeno subject
*underestimates like whoa*no subject
pities Cam...no subject
*is oblivious*no subject
*giggles* I'm a witch, remember. Besides, I have learned the art of subtext from both Beka and Belthazor.no subject
Witchcraft and subtext have nothing to do with each other. You need manly bits to get manly subtext!no subject
What if I've had manly bits IN me?no subject
Too much information, dude! And it doesn't work that way.no subject
*giggles* You brought up the manly bits...I could get a strap-on...(no subject)
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Cameron, I lead an army composed entirely of men. I speak fluent manly subtext.no subject
You realize I now want fic about this.no subject
Anders, why is my mun now cackling even more insanely than usual?no subject
*meeps*no subject
That and you look good in a beard.no subject
Yet another one of the things males are generally clueless about: we're on to you.no subject
But you love us regardless? Right? *looks cute*no subject
Well, you do have your uses.no subject
*isn't sure if he should be insulted or flattered*no subject
Flattered, definitely. I mean, we couldn't have survived this long as species without males. Unless there's some asexual evolution going on that I'm unaware of.(no subject)
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See? I told you!no subject
We're surrounded, man.no subject
I've already accepted the fact that my girlfriend probably knows or can find out things about me that I don't even know.no subject
And because we adore your girlfriend, we are always happy to help her get more information.