Girls

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Okay seriously, what's up with this school? How come all these girls can kick our collective asses and they know it too. And if they can't physically get you, they so have their tricks to render you completely speechless. Like just the other night, I had my girlfriend and Parker gang up on me. You'd think my girlfriend would try to defend me or something, but no... she has to make it even worse. It's just not fair.

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Don't think so, man.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

That's good, because I think I'm developing a kink here.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight there with you, dude.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Of course, once they get on to that we're completely doomed.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

What makes you think they don't already know? They're just not letting on to us that they do.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Shit. We're screwed, man.

*considers and smirks*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You say this like it's a bad thing.

It's not a bad thing.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It's not, but you better watch yourself before I find out in canon what you did to my adopted sister!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Not the Protective Older Brother lecture again! *steals Anakin's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

[sensethevisions]

Do you think that Veronica and I are the only girls reading this?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It's manly subtext, you can't decipher it. Shoo!

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

don't underestimate the power of Mars, dude

[sensethevisions]

*giggles* I'm a witch, remember. Besides, I have learned the art of subtext from both Beka and Belthazor.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Cameron, I lead an army composed entirely of men. I speak fluent manly subtext.

[can_be_more]

Yet another one of the things males are generally clueless about: we're on to you.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I've already accepted the fact that my girlfriend probably knows or can find out things about me that I don't even know.

[sensethevisions]

And because we adore your girlfriend, we are always happy to help her get more information.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Did someone say kink?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I think I did, yes.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Y'know, after about a thousand years, one does get tired of vanilla.

Yeah. Totally getting off on the Woman Who Could Kick My Ass thing. Did you see what she did to Harkness?!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I don't think I could ever get tired of anything Vala does.

*looks mortified* No...?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Well, I haven't been with just one person for all that time, Mitchell. I mean, really. Things happen.

When Drusilla turned him BatshitCrazy...and he tried to stab CJ? She totally pwnd him. Like, flat on the ground, balls somewhere in his kidneys. Talk about teh sexy.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Oh. Vala's my first. *scuffs*

Kickass chicks do rock, man. *nods solemnly and wishes he could have seen Vala kicking Hathor's ass*

[notavegetarian.livejournal.com]

Your clavicles are almost as pretty as Paul McGann's. Siiiigh.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

ALMOST?! Everyone seems to fancy the throat in this icon, actually. This is something the mun does not understand.

[sigh] Sometimes I think Tennant was cast solely to give me a pretty face.