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[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Okay...who put what in the water?

Is there anybody NOT getting some action tonight?

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[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

I think I've got more action than I can handle, frankly. I need a diagram.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*hates on you*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*draws a little diagram that turns out looking more like an elephant taking a leisurely stroll with a hyena, rather than anything sexual*

[brambless.livejournal.com]

*Starts to get jealous. Looks at girlfriend. Looks at other girlfriend. Shrugs. Goes back to sexing them up.*

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

*Looks at her boyfriend. Her other boyfriend. And her kept boy. Smiles in Tara's general direction (and does not look at her daughter-like-person because that's not where she wants to see her.)*

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

*is, omg, sexed upon!*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh, a diagram! I've got a diagram right here! (http://www.dyqatt.com/images/pcourtschematic.png)

. . . wait, diagram of what exactly?

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

Oh, Anders, sweetie...I don't teach that kind of class.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Awww.

*perks up*

But it's pretty. And multicolored! On octagonal paper too!

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

It is. It's very pretty. *pats him and gives him a cookie* steals the octagonal paper because eight sides could really help figure out where four different people go at any given time.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, cookies! *leaves a whole ream of octagonal paper for CJ*

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

I baked them myself. I don't need THAT much! I'm not doing the whole town!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Extra-cool cookies then! Hey, this way you can come up with lots of different, um, strategic arrangements, right? And revise as needed!

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

Baked with love...and lots of butter! Like a playbook? That actually might be handy. You want to help? I don't know what all the X's and O's mean...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Give yourself time.... Besides, you faded to black. For all we know, there were two elephants and a trapeze in there.

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

An elephant wouldn't fit in Geoff's shop. Although, Ten might have brought his pony...flees in terror omg, Dirty!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

YOU need a diagram? I need a scorecard.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

There's a dirty golf joke about holes played here but I'll stay away from it...oops maybe not. *Goes back to munching popcorn.*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

omg, Dirty! I was thinking baseball, actually. Or rather, the mun was--I don't play baseball. Americans. [snort]

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Pity that...there's something to be said for 'swinging deep like Barry Bonds'.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

And "getting really good wood on that one."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Yes, but was there illegal use of pine tar?

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

.........

ow

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I was thinking a drive to left center and deep, myself... [the worst Bob Uecker impression you've ever heard] Get up...get out of here, gone...

The mun totally comes from Milwaukee.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

starts humming "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"; voice cracks on high note