My boyfriend is gay.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend has just won the OTP Award with his best friend, who he's constantly flirting with. And now he's trying to make a run for it with Anders!

WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?!

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I UST with you too. What are you complaining about?

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

You'll UST with anything that moves.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

OMG BIZATCH I SO WILL NOT. Unless it's Colonial.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG HOR.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Only for my fellow Colonials, baby.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE JUST A BIG OLE TEASE!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Only for you, baby. Only for you. After all, for the sake of presentation we must channel all this raging tension into macho posturing and fisticuffs.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Fisticuffs...?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

If that's your kink. Which it seems to be, since you tend to end up trying to fight me whenever we're in the same room.

Unless you've developed a kink for nearly getting eaten by plants since Halloween.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

oh, like you know any of my kink, YOU TEASING WHORE

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Don't you want me to? I've got lots of stamina, you know.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

SAVE IT FOR THOSE WHO CARE.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO BE COMPLAINING EARLIER

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

HE WASN'T COMPLAINING AT ALL. MORE LIKE BEGGING FOR MORE.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG I HATE YOU. YOU BIG LIAR.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

MASSAGE SLUT.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

MANWHORE!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, BABY.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

NEVER.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

YOUR TEXT SAYS NEVER BUT YOUR EYES SAY YES.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH DID YOU SEE THIS?! (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtherapy/8746.html?thread=689450&style=mine#t689450)

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW YOU LOVED IT.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Actually, I didn't at all THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* He never usted me.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

That can be fixed.