Fandomtherapy! Help me out, yo.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

My dead girlfriend is being driven crazy by a flash bastard in really schnazzy shades - wonder if he got 'em where I got mine? demon.

Comments, suggestions, pointers...?

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Eat some toast!

Eat some toast!

...I have been spending way too much time with Lee Adama.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

You can never spend too much time with me, my love.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Now, now this is Shane's therapy. Our love must be put on hold for she has issues.

Her girlfriend is going insane. How should we solve this conundrum?

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Yeah, man, wtf? This is all about ME, now!

This is MEEEE time. Time for Shane!

I help everybody else out and then they leave me hangin' with my dead crazy girlfriend! What the fuck is that all about?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

....I am out of the loop, who is your crazy dead gf?

[brambless.livejournal.com]

Me!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

When did you die? I mean, in FH Canon, or are we having meta fun here?

[brambless.livejournal.com]

Nope, FH Canon. Tara's after the end of Season 6 Buffy. Got shot through the chest, and sent here on a mission by the Powers That Be.

It's kind of a public secret.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Have you tried...Celine Dion on loop? That's broken through many a hazes I've been in.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*sads as wishes to declare such love that this world has never seen before*


I do not know enough details but my thoughts are:

(1) Toast
(2) A cup of tea
(3) A romantic cuddle on the couch, holding your beyond insane girlfriend tight against your breast