Fandomtherapy! Help me out, yo.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

My dead girlfriend is being driven crazy by a flash bastard in really schnazzy shades - wonder if he got 'em where I got mine? demon.

Comments, suggestions, pointers...?

Comments

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Do grenades work against a demon?

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. I'd have to check.

What if you're non-violent, though? Non-violent methods are pretty keen, too.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

The best advice in this scenario? Don't Panic. Seriously. He can smell it.

[omg, hugs for the pseudodaughter]

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Not Panicking is Shane's default. Well, that and TehHotLesbianSexx0rs...

[*accepts hugs veryvery gratefully, omg!]

[chasingangela]

Maybe he'd get distracted if you made out with yoour girlfriend in front of him?

Seriously? Get Tara someplace safe. And try to convince her that there *is* such a thing as good and evil, and evil isn't something to play with.

Not that she would listen.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Which girlfriend, though? The crazy dead one or the much older than me cop one? Got two, now.

Right. Got it. Safe place. Good + Evil = real. Evil = bad.

And she kinda can't listen right now. I mean... she is, but, well... I could be a ... a talking hamburger or a duck with teeth, to her.

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

I do need some snazzy shades. It'd make me even more mysterious: shades, gloves, white streak...

Hug her and squeeze her and call her George?

[bens-mikey.livejournal.com]

Hug her and squeeze her and call her George?

You. So. Win.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Sunglasses = tehsnazzy + mysterious + secksy liek woah. See?

Huh. George? I know a girl named George, already, though.

[bens-mikey.livejournal.com]

Holy water? Wooden stakes? Silver bullets? Hmm, running out of list here... And she seriously needs to get involved in Death's student club for the vitally-challenged.

[brambless.livejournal.com]

There's a student club for the vitally challeged? OMG! How did I miss this? Where?

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

kick him in the nuts and run like hell

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Eat some toast!

Eat some toast!

...I have been spending way too much time with Lee Adama.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

You can never spend too much time with me, my love.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I was serious when I said you had my sword especially since the weapons ban doesn't exist here.

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Can you kill a demon with a sword?

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Having a friend with a sword to stab him with would be very cool.

Only... I don't know if it work on him. He could be one of those invincible demon-type guys.

Not that it won't stop me from trying to bash his brains in with my Louisville slugger if this stuff goes on for much longer!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you could call in Widow Twanky? She might be able to come onto the insane girlfriend, turn her not sane and send her back to Shane?

[mycanonhatesme]

And my axe! (Which should still be in the weapons locker somewhere, I think.)

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

She had it coming. But I'm a reasonable fellow, come chat me up and we'll see what we can do. You like my glasses?

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

I like the eyes under the glasses. My MUN does not want me near them again but they really are very pretty.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Dude. Two words: get a fucking sign for the door when you wanna make out with your boyfriend.

So sexy.

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

Excuse me I'm looking for Profess-

Why, hello.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

what really sucks is that now that he's making her crazy, she doesn't come to see m anymore so I'll never get to make her crazy *is sad*

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

omg! why does everyone want to drive my dead girlfriend crazy!? can't you guys go and snag dead girls of your own to drive crazy? I know of one with amnesia issues that's... well, still alive, but if you're gonna drive her crazy, anyway, what's a little killing to go on top, right?