Fandomtherapy! Help me out, yo.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

My dead girlfriend is being driven crazy by a flash bastard in really schnazzy shades - wonder if he got 'em where I got mine? demon.

Comments, suggestions, pointers...?

Comments

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Do grenades work against a demon?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

The best advice in this scenario? Don't Panic. Seriously. He can smell it.

[omg, hugs for the pseudodaughter]

[chasingangela]

Maybe he'd get distracted if you made out with yoour girlfriend in front of him?

Seriously? Get Tara someplace safe. And try to convince her that there *is* such a thing as good and evil, and evil isn't something to play with.

Not that she would listen.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. I'd have to check.

What if you're non-violent, though? Non-violent methods are pretty keen, too.

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

I do need some snazzy shades. It'd make me even more mysterious: shades, gloves, white streak...

Hug her and squeeze her and call her George?

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Do I look like the Peace Corps to you?

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Not Panicking is Shane's default. Well, that and TehHotLesbianSexx0rs...

[*accepts hugs veryvery gratefully, omg!]

[bens-mikey.livejournal.com]

Holy water? Wooden stakes? Silver bullets? Hmm, running out of list here... And she seriously needs to get involved in Death's student club for the vitally-challenged.

[bens-mikey.livejournal.com]

Hug her and squeeze her and call her George?

You. So. Win.

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

No, you look kind of like an overgrown toaster...

[brambless.livejournal.com]

There's a student club for the vitally challeged? OMG! How did I miss this? Where?

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Which girlfriend, though? The crazy dead one or the much older than me cop one? Got two, now.

Right. Got it. Safe place. Good + Evil = real. Evil = bad.

And she kinda can't listen right now. I mean... she is, but, well... I could be a ... a talking hamburger or a duck with teeth, to her.

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

kick him in the nuts and run like hell

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

Rogue does the winner dance. It looks scarily like an Irish jig ala Riverdance.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Eat some toast!

Eat some toast!

...I have been spending way too much time with Lee Adama.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I could really use a hamburger right now. Mm. Lunch is good.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Sunglasses = tehsnazzy + mysterious + secksy liek woah. See?

Huh. George? I know a girl named George, already, though.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*dies while laughing*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I was serious when I said you had my sword especially since the weapons ban doesn't exist here.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

yeah, you're kinda right.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

You can never spend too much time with me, my love.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Don't let Cally hear you say that - omg, you're so meen!

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Can you kill a demon with a sword?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Now, now this is Shane's therapy. Our love must be put on hold for she has issues.

Her girlfriend is going insane. How should we solve this conundrum?

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Having a friend with a sword to stab him with would be very cool.

Only... I don't know if it work on him. He could be one of those invincible demon-type guys.

Not that it won't stop me from trying to bash his brains in with my Louisville slugger if this stuff goes on for much longer!