Fandomtherapy! Help me out, yo.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

My dead girlfriend is being driven crazy by a flash bastard in really schnazzy shades - wonder if he got 'em where I got mine? demon.

Comments, suggestions, pointers...?

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I was serious when I said you had my sword especially since the weapons ban doesn't exist here.

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Can you kill a demon with a sword?

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Having a friend with a sword to stab him with would be very cool.

Only... I don't know if it work on him. He could be one of those invincible demon-type guys.

Not that it won't stop me from trying to bash his brains in with my Louisville slugger if this stuff goes on for much longer!

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Bob hands Shane a blessed putter. "Worked for the lard-ass!" Jay chimes in.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

"Oh, sweet." Shane grins broadly at the two of them. "Thanks, guys!"

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you could call in Widow Twanky? She might be able to come onto the insane girlfriend, turn her not sane and send her back to Shane?

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

Did somebody say my name?

Why, hello, you look like a nice young man.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

HANDS OFF, HE'S MINE

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

The Widow Twanky does not poach, young man, so I will leave you to it.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I did, ma'am. Shane is having a problem with an insane loved one. Might you sing to her and break through the insanity in her mind?

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

Just point me in the right direction, young man. And enjoy your time with that nice young Lee Adama.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I think dear Tara is just above us, recounting the time she died.

You might head there.

I SO WILL!

[mycanonhatesme]

And my axe! (Which should still be in the weapons locker somewhere, I think.)

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

To arms then.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

You guys are so hot so pretty and blond and sassay! the best friends ever.