Fandomtherapy! Help me out, yo.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

My dead girlfriend is being driven crazy by a flash bastard in really schnazzy shades - wonder if he got 'em where I got mine? demon.

Comments, suggestions, pointers...?

Comments

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

Enchante, pretty. [Seductive leer]

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

My, aren't you the charming young man?

Do you have a name to you with those manners?

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

You may call me Crowley, my sweet. And you must be lovely Tara's younger, more attractive sister...

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

Master Crowley, you're making me blush.

Since it's only good manners, let me introduce myself. I am the Widow Twanky, also known as Rosie the Ravisher amongst the tribes of the Eastern Steppes.

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

Rosie, my dear, is it really you?! Don't you remember me? [Takes off his glasses and has sweet puppy eyes]

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

Anthony?

*clap hand to her cheek*

After that night in Fakenameistan, how could I ever forget?

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

Oh my precious, I thought I'd never see you again. Have you been sharing your downfall liberally since our night together?

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Now, now, Anthony you know that a lady never kisses and tells. But she can subtext to all the world, that she got Daddy Adama to ravish her last post and sent Lee Adama into a jealous rage over John Crichton in this one.

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

And it's precisely your impeccable manners that make me adore you so.