Fandomtherapy! Help me out, yo.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

My dead girlfriend is being driven crazy by a flash bastard in really schnazzy shades - wonder if he got 'em where I got mine? demon.

Comments, suggestions, pointers...?

Comments

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

*sexes you up anyway, 'cause morally ambiguous chicks are pretty damn hot.*

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm totally morally ambiguous right here, honey.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I need a can-opener to get to the creamy, morally ambiguous center!

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Or you could ask nicely... Just know that I'll totally empty your wallet afterwards.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Psssssh. Two girlfriends - no waiting (and no charge!). Plus, I'm so totally broke. Waitress, y'know.

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

You're going to settle for two? That's kinda disappointing.