Fandomtherapy! Help me out, yo.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

My dead girlfriend is being driven crazy by a flash bastard in really schnazzy shades - wonder if he got 'em where I got mine? demon.

Comments, suggestions, pointers...?

Comments

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Something tells me that you're going to forget about it and run around in yellow and green spandex.

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

I would never do such a thing. Nor would I ever have a really bad perm and tease my hair in such a way that it stays 10 feet tall even while flying really really fast and being up crazy anti-human mutants and anti-mutant humans. Nope. Never.

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Of course you won't. Anyone who thinks that is batshit crazy. I'll eliminate them for you for a small fee too.

Wait. You insulted my armour.

I'll charge you double the price.

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

They are! And my pseudo-boyfriend/guardian person won't ever wear yellow and blue spandex either. Who makes up these lies?!?

It wasn't really an insult. More of an observation. Besides, you said I'd wear green and yellow spandex! Though green really is my color. Matches the hair, you know...

...How much is double a 'small fee'?

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Someone called Marvel? You should get them eiminated as well.

When you've got the ability to bully most people in a town, you've got the right to take anything you don't like as an insult.

Same as a normal fee.