WOE.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Dear Fandomtherapy,

I am completely and utterly smitten with my girlfriend. So smitten it's embarrassing. I'm a large semi-muscular man with a reputation for being burly. *flails* What should I do?

Love,

Major K!'s Secret Alias

Comments

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I AM. I have a sensitive side that must be hidden, for I am manly!

But smitten covers it so well! I leave her sappy 'I miss you' voicemails even though we share the same room not like that you pervs

Okay, so I love her lots and lots and it's really very scary how much but she's perfect.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

Boys.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

It doesn't change as we get older either.

But I don't know how these things work! Despite having lots more experience, I'm still clueless about women. What if she gets bored with me? Or thinks I'm not manly enough?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Am I included in that description, coach?

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Well, you are a boy.. right? Or do things work 'different' where you come from?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*smack* He's a boy. I have first hand evidence. Dork.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Ow. I was just curious! Not in THAT way. Oh..

*huffs*

Girls.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*sticks out tongue* Nyer! Next you'll be saying I've got cooties.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Well, you do. Colonial cooties! All of you Caprica type people have colonial cooties!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

D'Anna's from Leonis. Does that mean she doesn't have cooties?

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Nope, D'anna doesn't have cooties. She's too hot to have cooties.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Erm, sorta? But not in the eye-rolly sense. You're definitely the bestest of your kind. I swear.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You're biased, coach, you know that, right?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

What, me?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yep, you.