WOE.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Dear Fandomtherapy,

I am completely and utterly smitten with my girlfriend. So smitten it's embarrassing. I'm a large semi-muscular man with a reputation for being burly. *flails* What should I do?

Love,

Major K!'s Secret Alias

Comments

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

OH NO! YOU'RE SCARED OF SHOWING YOUR SENSITIVE SIDE, OMG!


...you know, you could just, like, deal. And, like, commit to something more than the wishy-washy term "smitten"

[janet_fraiser]

Go with it. And also buy her many gifts she can show off to her friends.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Smitten" is a really goofy term.

I'd just like to point out that I'm totally in love with Cally, and I'm not ashamed to say it, either.

Live up to your "Major K" name and be assertive about it, dude.

*nods*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I AM. I have a sensitive side that must be hidden, for I am manly!

But smitten covers it so well! I leave her sappy 'I miss you' voicemails even though we share the same room not like that you pervs

Okay, so I love her lots and lots and it's really very scary how much but she's perfect.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I'm TRYING to be assertive, but I never see her! Yes, even though we share the same room. I think I'm going to have to go track her down forcefully.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

Boys.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

It doesn't change as we get older either.

But I don't know how these things work! Despite having lots more experience, I'm still clueless about women. What if she gets bored with me? Or thinks I'm not manly enough?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Am I included in that description, coach?

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Gifts. I can do gifts. But I never get to see her! And I may have a residual crush on you, but I'd never admit it Gifts. Right.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Well, you are a boy.. right? Or do things work 'different' where you come from?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*smack* He's a boy. I have first hand evidence. Dork.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Ow. I was just curious! Not in THAT way. Oh..

*huffs*

Girls.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Track her down forcefully even though you live in the same room.

. . . that's kinda sad, dude.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Charlie, 'kay, repeat after me.

'Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it'

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Erm, sorta? But not in the eye-rolly sense. You're definitely the bestest of your kind. I swear.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

She's a busy gal and I'm a busy guy.

*mopes*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You're biased, coach, you know that, right?

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

But she has really nice hair.. and she smells nice.. and she's really flexible.. and I..

I'll be quiet now before I get thwapped.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Ouch, dude. That kinda sucks.

*does not pat*

*offers a Kleenex though*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*sticks out tongue* Nyer! Next you'll be saying I've got cooties.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

What, me?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*pats Callisto on the back*

S'okay, you'll find someone eventually that'll prove ya wrong.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yep, you.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Too late.

*thwaps Kawalsky*

Say it.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Do not imitate Samuel L. Jackson. She will not find it attractive. Probably.