WOE.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Dear Fandomtherapy,

I am completely and utterly smitten with my girlfriend. So smitten it's embarrassing. I'm a large semi-muscular man with a reputation for being burly. *flails* What should I do?

Love,

Major K!'s Secret Alias

Comments

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

OH NO! YOU'RE SCARED OF SHOWING YOUR SENSITIVE SIDE, OMG!


...you know, you could just, like, deal. And, like, commit to something more than the wishy-washy term "smitten"

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I AM. I have a sensitive side that must be hidden, for I am manly!

But smitten covers it so well! I leave her sappy 'I miss you' voicemails even though we share the same room not like that you pervs

Okay, so I love her lots and lots and it's really very scary how much but she's perfect.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

Boys.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

It doesn't change as we get older either.

But I don't know how these things work! Despite having lots more experience, I'm still clueless about women. What if she gets bored with me? Or thinks I'm not manly enough?

[janet_fraiser]

Go with it. And also buy her many gifts she can show off to her friends.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Gifts. I can do gifts. But I never get to see her! And I may have a residual crush on you, but I'd never admit it Gifts. Right.

[janet_fraiser]

Gifts are always good. Try chocolate, gourmet coffee, jewelry, and books on advanced diplomatic negotiations and political treatises. And I would never acknowledge it either, because, omg, the awkward!

And those pesky time zones ridiculous class schedules are an issue. I know that my boyfriend and I are stuck slow-playing, damn it spend less time cuddling than we'd like too.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Smitten" is a really goofy term.

I'd just like to point out that I'm totally in love with Cally, and I'm not ashamed to say it, either.

Live up to your "Major K" name and be assertive about it, dude.

*nods*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I'm TRYING to be assertive, but I never see her! Yes, even though we share the same room. I think I'm going to have to go track her down forcefully.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Track her down forcefully even though you live in the same room.

. . . that's kinda sad, dude.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Charlie, 'kay, repeat after me.

'Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it'

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

But she has really nice hair.. and she smells nice.. and she's really flexible.. and I..

I'll be quiet now before I get thwapped.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Too late.

*thwaps Kawalsky*

Say it.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*pats Callisto on the back*

S'okay, you'll find someone eventually that'll prove ya wrong.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

No I'm not, I'm going to die alone at least twice then get re-incarnated as a bratty cult-victim.

*sniffles*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to live that down!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*roars*

*has laser eyes?*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Do not imitate Samuel L. Jackson. She will not find it attractive. Probably.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

But Snakes! On a Plane!

[janet_fraiser]

You know, I really adore that icon. It's very come-hither.

Just saying. ;)

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Buttery *fingerwiggle* toast does the trick, dude.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Aha! Buttery toast! It's so simple now!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*knows the feeling*

[can_be_more]

If you were so burly, you wouldn't be flailing. Suck it up.