WOE.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Dear Fandomtherapy,

I am completely and utterly smitten with my girlfriend. So smitten it's embarrassing. I'm a large semi-muscular man with a reputation for being burly. *flails* What should I do?

Love,

Major K!'s Secret Alias

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Charlie, 'kay, repeat after me.

'Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it'

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

But she has really nice hair.. and she smells nice.. and she's really flexible.. and I..

I'll be quiet now before I get thwapped.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Too late.

*thwaps Kawalsky*

Say it.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Ow!

You know Callisto, you have that glint in your eye right now, the way you're looking at me as if you're about to burn down a village or screech.

But I don't kiss and tell. Except for the flexible comment, which is really gonna come back to bite me in the ass.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky, do you want me to use you as practice for when I finally get my groove on with revenge on Xena?

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

No, but can I watch you and Xena get all hot and sweaty and aggressive with each other? Because that'd be hot.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Let me get back to you on that one.


I'll be in my bunk.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *snerks*]

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*pats Callisto on the back*

S'okay, you'll find someone eventually that'll prove ya wrong.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

No I'm not, I'm going to die alone at least twice then get re-incarnated as a bratty cult-victim.

*sniffles*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

*tries to hug sad Emo TA*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*is, omg hugged*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*waits for Coach to go for a grope*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*is armed with many sharp pointy objects*

[janet_fraiser]

*pets Callisto sympathetically*

Any chance you could skip the bratty cult victim thing? Sounds a little too emo boring.