Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

That doesn't count. This is as an adult, dude.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Maybe this is where I should point out that the adult me (which used to be on this lj but has been so neglected that he hasn't come out to play for weeks) is totally head over hills with Sam and would love to help out on that subject. Actually, judging by the amount of breakfast they have together, it's probably not a problem any longer.

The teenager version? I'll just give you a pat on the shoulder and hope Jack gets out of the infirmary soon.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a good assumption.

Yeah, a pat on the shoulder sounds right, darn it. Otherwise we're going to have so much OMG!Angst that's really not worth it. Plus, Vala will still everything in Sam's room that's not locked down.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. He's a major fangirl of Sam. *nods*

*pats* It's not like I'm very much aware of anything female that isn't Vala. She's got me trained really well.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*makes note to talk to Vala about man-training when she gets back*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*thinks Vala could make a lot of money like this*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*thinks this is a much safer alternative to being a space pirate*

*not that Sam knows about that part*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*is trying to find it in him to still be mad about the space pirate thing when she gets back*

*not that it's working*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Oh, who are you kidding, Cameron? She's gonna come back and the two of you probably won't even surface for classes for a few days.

*is jealous*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I could live with that.

*sighs happily*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*headdesks* Aaand...we're right back where we started.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Life is made of circles. *nods*

The player is currently scowling at me as I'm not supposed to still be angsty as she agreed on some more angst when Vala gets back.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

That's very philosophical of you.

I'm sure your shift at the cinema will clear that right up.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it happens like once a year.

Well no, see. I'm hard to angst up as I'm very optimistic and I wrote this therapeutic letter to my sister because I was driving the player insane with my whining. But apparently, this isn't good either. They're so hard to please.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

You did very will with the paint fight yesterday. That was very non-angsty.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm over the main angst sorta. I'm just not bouncing yet as I'm still worried.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

That's understandable. It's just that non-bouncy Cam is worrying the rest of us a little.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I know, it's kinda sad to not see him bounce. *pats Camboy*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Not to mention the other evening, when he went all the way into grumpy and non-communicative.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Oh damn, tell me about it. He completely froze up on me. He's being pulled two ways trying to keep things under a lid and not blabbing anyone's secret to anyone else. Which basically means that he's ending up bottling it all up.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Plus he's got his own secrets to deal with now. Stupid locker. *kicks it*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, and he can't talk about that one either because I don't know what he knows because Janet might come after him if he says too much.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we really need to figure that out at some point, for the poor boy's sanity. Janet's vindictive like that.