ext_26738 ([identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-12 05:09 pm
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Four

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
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[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the leather pants. And the ungodly sexual stamina.

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say I hadn't noticed, but that would be a lie.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I can pull off leather pants and still be a good guy.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Here (http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3545/minijc31zc.jpg) you (http://www.britangie.34sp.com/images1/gallery/farscape_06.jpg) go (http://www.britangie.34sp.com/images1/gallery/bentwo.jpg).

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not hate the pretty.

On the other hand you said you could take the pants off so...

*waits patiently for the pantsless pictures*

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yups (http://farscape-caps.com/112/rib008.jpg) and (http://farscape-caps.com/112/rib005.jpg) yup (http://farscape-caps.com/112/rib007.jpg).

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I'd now like the pictures of you and John spending quality time together. You know, just on the odd chance I haven't used up my instantaneous wishes for the day....

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
How Cam and John will confused Aeryn and force her to compare us. (http://www.farscape-caps.com/307/tfs013.jpg)
can_be_more: (smiley!aeryn)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-12 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
((OOC: *giggling like crazy*))

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ow yeah. Not only do you get the eye candy, you get it twice.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
If you have sex with both of them at once, does it count as cheating?

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if we're not in the same room.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hard to do it at once if you're not in the same room. OTOH I suppose the cream filling of that sandwich could be standing in a doorway...

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, but I thought you might have meant the 'at once' as in a general relationship with the two of them and not necessarily the 'right here and now' thing.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I like to share and co-operate with as many people as I can all in one go. It's the giver in me.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
How generous of you.
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