Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[can_be_more]

Are we going to have an audience?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, nah. Wouldn't want you to get distracted.

[can_be_more]

Good. keep the focus on where it belongs.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Exactly, wouldn't want you to miss anything seeing how important a study this would be.

[can_be_more]

I'd have to pay really close attention to detail.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

You'll need to get close then and take your time, make sure you're very thorough.

[can_be_more]

Well, of course. Thorough is the key.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It will be really needed (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtherapy/10533.html?thread=912677#t912677).

[can_be_more]

I've got my work cut out for me.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it will be worth it?

[can_be_more]

It had better be.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Two times Ben Browder. How could it NOT be?

[can_be_more]

I'll be in my bunk.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Need company?

[can_be_more]

That would be better, yes.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*criez and goes to find Vala*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Dude, if you find her, this whole thing will sort itself out.

[can_be_more]

She's not here. Come with us.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You sure you won't confuse us? Not gonna be pretty if you say the wrong name...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

If we keep our hands on her at all times, it won't matter what name she cries out.

[can_be_more]

Trust me, I won't...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

And you'll still love me best, right?

[can_be_more]

Always.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*waves shippy flag*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*tries not to bounce* Then by all means, lead the way.