Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[can_be_more]

"Wow, she's a bitch."

Are you really bringing that up at FT? I'm going to have to therapize myself again.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to know I'd be missed! And I'll therapize you tonight!

[can_be_more]

You definitely will be. So will your therapization therapy.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I think I might patent my therapization therapy techniques. So I can make millions!

[can_be_more]

...

Are you planning on sharing those techniques in order to make the millions?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Only with you, honey. You just can't share them with your PK buddies.

[can_be_more]

*is slightly disturbed at the thought of other guys outside of subtext*

*is omg whipped*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*is omg whipped as well*

*does not omg care*

[can_be_more]

*is happily omg mutually whipped*

*omg*