ext_26738 ([identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-12 05:09 pm
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Four

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
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[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome, I thought you could use it. You've got some awesome facial hair going there, man.

[identity profile] aboywhosnotrory.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I really do, huh? It's completely unfake.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It's awesome facial hair, Ronald. How goes the search for the right girl?

[identity profile] aboywhosnotrory.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a tireless search. I have looked high and low, and while the ladies here are lovely indeed, I fear that everyone I could ever have sex with love is either attached or kind of scary.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally. It looks so real, my whiskers are jealous.

[identity profile] aboywhosnotrory.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
As they should be. All facial hair should cower in fear before mine!

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It deserves a shrine. The ladies don't know what they're missing out on. It'd be an honour to get whisker burn from you.

[identity profile] aboywhosnotrory.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, but my moustache is very, very soft. Like baby's hair. So there would be no whisker-burning, anyway.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're lucky then. *looks at moustache* Can I touch it?

[identity profile] aboywhosnotrory.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. But be careful. It's...sensitive.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
*carefully touches the moustache* Dude, you're right. It is soft.

*frowns* What's that shiny sticky stuff right there? *points at spot right underneath the moustache*

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. *quickly pulls hand back*

[identity profile] aboywhosnotrory.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Sorry. It's gross. This...um...this is why no girls like me! Because I am disgusting and snotty.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I kinda get it now. *quickly wipes his fingers on his pants*
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