ext_26738 ([identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-12 05:09 pm
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Four

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
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[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It so is. And Logan already has so much to worry about. It wouldn't be right for us to add to his burden by telling him about how you were stressed and he wasn't here to help with it.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, Logan could probably use some stress relief as well.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Betcha Vladdie could help with that. That little pup's so gosh-darn cute you just can't be stressed when he's around.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
This is true! And Vladdie does love his Uncle Logie.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet when Logan comes home Vladdie will be just dying to lick him all over.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes...Vladdie will, and no one else.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! Vladdie wouldn't have it any other way.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Vladdie is very possessive that way.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet he'd sit right on top of Logan and growl if anyone came near while the licking was going on.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
He'd probably do that anyway, even if no one was around.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
True. If Vladdie loves anything, it's sitting on Logan.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he also enjoys playing with Logan. Vladdie's a very friendly and playful little thing.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You know I think it was all that time Logan spent as a bunny that made him so attuned to the needs of animals.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Logan was in tune with those needs before that. He's very intuitive.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Very true. I think it's all that time he's spent in California. He's a very sensitive person.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
He is. Very sensitive, and attentive.

Hey, it rhymes.
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