Ask Little Wooden Boy

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Do you have problems? Do you think that there's just nobody you can talk to?

You can talk to Little Wooden Boy. He may not be alive. And he may just be a pile of ashes at the moment. But he's still here for you. Talk to the Little Wooden Boy. It'll make you feel better.

Comments

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy, everyone seems to be falling for me lately. As in more people than in the last few hundred years of my life. Why is this happening to me now?

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

I believe the phrase "suddenly being a young, attractive man again", springs to mind... cheeky monkey.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Eight wasn't THAT bad looking, I don't think.

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

Poor bastard doesn't really have much of a canon, though, That's the problem.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Aye, that's true.

[notavegetarian.livejournal.com]

....Frock coat. hrm. *distracted* I will not make an Eight account, I will not make an Eight account. Even if I could then mess with certain people on sages with it, ooh.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy could comprehend things like love and living for hundreds of years, he would tell The Doctor that the number ten is very sexy, and people are probably feeling that. Also, after the gremlin thing a little while ago, they think he's dangerous. People also like bad boys.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

But, Little Wooden Boy, I'm a white hat. Never mind the anger management issues.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Well, Little Wooden Boy would respond, that means that you're reliable, even if the contradicting Bad Boy statement also applies. People are weird.

But never doubt the power of the number ten.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Little Wooden Boy. Would you like a biscuit?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy had an appetite, or a stomach, or a physical body, or the knowledge of if this is a British biscuit or an American biscuit, he would accept.

He has none of these things, though, so he would politely decline if he could.