Ask Little Wooden Boy

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Do you have problems? Do you think that there's just nobody you can talk to?

You can talk to Little Wooden Boy. He may not be alive. And he may just be a pile of ashes at the moment. But he's still here for you. Talk to the Little Wooden Boy. It'll make you feel better.

Comments

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy could comprehend things like love and living for hundreds of years, he would tell The Doctor that the number ten is very sexy, and people are probably feeling that. Also, after the gremlin thing a little while ago, they think he's dangerous. People also like bad boys.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

But, Little Wooden Boy, I'm a white hat. Never mind the anger management issues.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Well, Little Wooden Boy would respond, that means that you're reliable, even if the contradicting Bad Boy statement also applies. People are weird.

But never doubt the power of the number ten.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Little Wooden Boy. Would you like a biscuit?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy had an appetite, or a stomach, or a physical body, or the knowledge of if this is a British biscuit or an American biscuit, he would accept.

He has none of these things, though, so he would politely decline if he could.