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fandomtherapy2005-11-13 12:45 pm
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REAL TRAUMA ZOMG!
Help me!
My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.
NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!
What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderlyand public urination behind the Broadway T stop? Shewe'll never recover!
She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!
And he's everywhere!
I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!
My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.
NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!
What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderly
She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!
And he's everywhere!
I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!
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We should probably rent a hotel room. Sturdier bedposts.no subject
*wonders where she can buy some handcuffs**also wonders if Faith would let her borrow her whip*no subject
We could probably borrow the handcuffs from LAMB ZOMG!
And we could just invite Faith. She seems like a fun girl. And by fun, I mean... a good time. And by a good time, I mean... *coughsputter*
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EW no thanks - god only knows what he might have used them for!!!!!!I'm up for that... the more the merrier... we could invite Piper too... she looks hot in leather...no subject
Word, yeah she does. And if the bondage thing doesn't work out, we could always start a new branch of Charlie's Angels. We just need a Bosley... I'm thinking... Barbossa?no subject
I dunno... Bristow could be amusing...no subject
Perfect! Every school needs an elite squad of teen girl assassins!no subject
Assassins? Can I play?no subject
Oooh! Oooh! Count me in!