http://lisacuddy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-13 12:45 pm

REAL TRAUMA ZOMG!

Help me!

My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.

NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!

What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderly and public urination behind the Broadway T stop? Shewe'll never recover!

She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!

And he's everywhere!

I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!

[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*wonders where she can buy some handcuffs*

*also wonders if Faith would let her borrow her whip*

[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
EW no thanks - god only knows what he might have used them for!!!!!!

I'm up for that... the more the merrier... we could invite Piper too... she looks hot in leather...

[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno... Bristow could be amusing...

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Assassins? Can I play?

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2005-11-13 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh! Oooh! Count me in!