REAL TRAUMA ZOMG!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Help me!

My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.

NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!

What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderly and public urination behind the Broadway T stop? Shewe'll never recover!

She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!

And he's everywhere!

I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!

Comments

[demonbelthazor]

*growl* My Mun's living in MA as well, but is from Minnesota, and haaaaaaaaaaaaates the Packers. But the Vikings aren't doing much better and just lost their QB for the season and *FLAILS!*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Steelers all the way, BABY!

[demonbelthazor]

Excuse me, what team has 3 Superbowl rings from the past 4 years?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Hates! *diehard Browns fan*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

OMG - I totally knew you were evil!!

;)

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

I am. Am so totally evil forever.

And also?

The Bengals suck. ;)

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Not this season, they don't. XD FINALLY!

[absolutesnark]

You're a Steelers fan? Ew! But I forgive you. If you're a Cowboys fan, then you'd be dead to me. ;)

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

My mun is a proud home town girl and makes no apologies for it :)

She is not, however, a Cowboys fan - though at one point in time she lived with one.

[absolutesnark]

My mun is a fan of the other PA team. And they aren't doing so great this season. Plus, there's so much drama, omg! *flails*

[demonbelthazor]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Things are looking good for me for our muns' bet. :D

[absolutesnark]

We'll see how long that lasts after tomorrow night. ;)

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

What?!!QQ!Q! *defriends*

Starts vicious Anti-Piper campaign.

[absolutesnark]

Oh noes! Do not ruin my reputation as a good witch! *flails*

You're a Cowboys fan? *also defriends* ;)

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

My mun can't talk about football right now. She might have bought a 30-rack to get through today. Is that bad?

[demonbelthazor]

My mun is flipping back and forth between Pats-Dolphins and Vikings-Giants and twitching and whimpering. Oh wait, interception by the Vikings and 92 yard run for TD and my mun is dancing around her room and shrieking. Make her stop.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Perhaps an IV of wood grain alcohol would have been more appropriate *sobs*