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REAL TRAUMA ZOMG!

Help me!

My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.

NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!

What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderly ~~and public urination behind the Broadway T stop~~? Shewe'll never recover!

She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!

And he's everywhere!

I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!

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My mun's from Wisconsin and goes to school in Massachusetts, so she both knows how yours feels about loving a sports team ((WHY MUST THE PACKERS SUCK SO BADLY THIS YEAR, WHY?!)) and also thinks that Red Sox fans are psychotic...

She suggests exposure therapy, one bit at a time.

Exposure therapy? That sounds kind of kinky...

((OMG THE PACKERS ARE KILLING ME.

*another Pack fan here*

GET AN OFFENSE BOYS!))

((I KNOW, WHAT ARE THEY DOING!!!!!!1))

*pats you strange football people*

Whee hockey. GO CANUCKS GO!

*growl* My Mun's living in MA as well, but is from Minnesota, and haaaaaaaaaaaaates the Packers. But the Vikings aren't doing much better and just lost their QB for the season and *FLAILS!*

Steelers all the way, BABY!

Excuse me, what team has 3 Superbowl rings from the past 4 years?

Hates! *diehard Browns fan*

OMG - I totally knew you were evil!!

;)

I am. Am so totally evil forever.

And also?

The Bengals suck. ;)

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alchemic-bean.livejournal.com - 2005-11-13 22:39 (UTC) - Expand

You're a Steelers fan? Ew! But I forgive you. If you're a Cowboys fan, then you'd be dead to me. ;)

My mun is a proud home town girl and makes no apologies for it :)

She is not, however, a Cowboys fan - though at one point in time she lived with one.

My mun is a fan of the other PA team. And they aren't doing so great this season. Plus, there's so much drama, omg! *flails*

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Things are looking good for me for our muns' bet. :D

We'll see how long that lasts after tomorrow night. ;)

What?!!QQ!Q! *defriends*

Starts vicious Anti-Piper campaign.

Oh noes! Do not ruin my reputation as a good witch! *flails*

You're a Cowboys fan? *also defriends* ;)

My mun can't talk about football right now. ~~She might have bought a 30-rack to get through today. Is that bad?~~

My mun is flipping back and forth between Pats-Dolphins and Vikings-Giants and twitching and whimpering. Oh wait, interception by the Vikings and 92 yard run for TD and my mun is dancing around her room and shrieking. Make her stop.

Perhaps an IV of wood grain alcohol would have been more appropriate *sobs*

My mun is a Chicago girl who doesn't even like football but booed the Packers thanks to hometown pride. She just stuck her tongue out at the computer. I think she's trying to get me killed.

WE'RE BREAKING UP BECAUSE OF THAT OMG!

I'M SORRY BUT THEY SUCK, OMG. THE FANS WEAR CHEESE ON THEIR HEADS.

THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME! EVEN I THINK SO. YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT THEY WEAR ON THEIR HEADS ON SALIGORIUS PRIME--IT INVOLVES A SALMON-LIKE FISH. OMG, SCARY!

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can_be_more - 2005-11-13 23:52 (UTC) - Expand

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