Oh noes!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

My pillow and have separated! Our relationship has fallen apart. We fight everyday about when I should fall asleep! I don't know how to recocile with it!

Oh noes! I've just been served papers! My pillow has taken ownership of my bed!

WAAAAH! I NEED THERAPY!!!

Comments

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[blinks a few times, uncertain whether he's awake too early or this isn't making sense] I think you need to show that pillow who's boss.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's just going to lead to a nast divorce.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean ABUSE, Mr Mitchell. In this scenario, the relationship is not equal, because the pillow isn--shouldn't be sentient.


Yo.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Dude, if you're thinking like that, you've already lost.

Yo, man.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I know. Believe me, I know.

Sup?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Do I sense pillow troubles there too?

Careful there, my girlfriend's back and you might get an odd response to that.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Just a bit.

Do tell...[grin] Let's go play some more basketball?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

So sad. My pillows and I have such a good relationship. It's wonderful. *sighs and woes over the bad pillow relationships on Fandom*

Hmmm, I prefer to keep that private. Let's just say I'm a happy man.

Sure. Name a time and place and I'll be there.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you and your pillows are doing well, Mr Mitchell. It's a pleasure to hear about that.

So am I, mate. Let's go to the gym sometime and run about in sweaty t-shirts.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Thundercats pillowcases, doc. Works wonders.

Definitely, the sleeveless variety.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Thundercats? Dude, I'm not a teenager. My significant others will laugh at me.


...How about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

The mun doesn't think there are any pictures of that. So she'll just have to depend on the other sweaty t-shirt images. This is sad.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Hey, the logo kicks ass man.

I think that's what Kawalsky has to, so it has to be cool.

The player is lucky (http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/910/html/f%5Fh%5Fpt1019.html) as basketball is canon.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I dunno, Major K's cool, but does that really suit my personality? And I can't afford it, anyway, because CJ maxed out my credit card (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtherapy/13528.html).

I can do shirtless (http://hclairezone.tripod.com/david/LA27.jpg) and naked, but not so much with the basketball. Sigh.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm. You might need something geekier.

I've got shirtless (http://www.neuralcluster.net/modules.php?set_albumName=album74&id=SGbabmitch53&op=modload&file=index&name=gallery&include=view_photo.php). It's just too bad they had to get me injured (http://www.neuralcluster.net/modules.php?set_albumName=album74&id=SGbabmitch40&op=modload&file=index&name=gallery&include=view_photo.php) too.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

I eventually go to sleep on top of it every night. It's only for a few hours and... and... there's some drooling involved.

Does that count?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Er...aye, that might do it. [does not like the thought of Marty drooling]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*Drools on you instead*

Like that?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Mr Blank, really. That honour is reserved for people much closer to me than you are.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

But CJ is my quasi-mommy now! We should have that kind of drooling relationship!

Please help me! I know it's just your pillow-in-law but it means so much to me!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Er. See, no. We definitely don't have that kind of drooling relationship ESPECIALLY because CJ is your quasi-mum.


So...help...hrm. I do think the new pillow case might help. Give it a nice fluffing or two also, before you lie down.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

I gave it a spiderman pillow case. It did no good.

*sobs*

It won't even let me fluff it anymore. It just lies there and does nothing!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Maybe it doesn't like Spiderman. Have you tried something simple and tasteful, like a plain navy blue case?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

That's what it had before. The pillow says our relationship has no snap to it anymore.

Hence Spiderman.

*flails*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[sighs] Then I really don't know what to tell you. There's only so much one can DO with a pillow. At least, that isn't ridiculously kinky.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. That's probably the topic of a different therapy thread.