Oh noes!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

My pillow and have separated! Our relationship has fallen apart. We fight everyday about when I should fall asleep! I don't know how to recocile with it!

Oh noes! I've just been served papers! My pillow has taken ownership of my bed!

WAAAAH! I NEED THERAPY!!!

Comments

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

I eventually go to sleep on top of it every night. It's only for a few hours and... and... there's some drooling involved.

Does that count?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Er...aye, that might do it. [does not like the thought of Marty drooling]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*Drools on you instead*

Like that?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Mr Blank, really. That honour is reserved for people much closer to me than you are.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

But CJ is my quasi-mommy now! We should have that kind of drooling relationship!

Please help me! I know it's just your pillow-in-law but it means so much to me!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Er. See, no. We definitely don't have that kind of drooling relationship ESPECIALLY because CJ is your quasi-mum.


So...help...hrm. I do think the new pillow case might help. Give it a nice fluffing or two also, before you lie down.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

I gave it a spiderman pillow case. It did no good.

*sobs*

It won't even let me fluff it anymore. It just lies there and does nothing!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Maybe it doesn't like Spiderman. Have you tried something simple and tasteful, like a plain navy blue case?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

That's what it had before. The pillow says our relationship has no snap to it anymore.

Hence Spiderman.

*flails*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[sighs] Then I really don't know what to tell you. There's only so much one can DO with a pillow. At least, that isn't ridiculously kinky.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. That's probably the topic of a different therapy thread.