ext_141411 ([identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-17 08:34 am
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Oh noes!

My pillow and have separated! Our relationship has fallen apart. We fight everyday about when I should fall asleep! I don't know how to recocile with it!

Oh noes! I've just been served papers! My pillow has taken ownership of my bed!

WAAAAH! I NEED THERAPY!!!
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[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, that's... bad.

Have you considered a new pillow case to spice up your relationship?

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*sobs*

I've tried everything. I even gave it a spider-man pillow case. It just made things worse.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Spiderman? That's the last resort. Shit. *pats Marty*

Maybe you need to give each other some room? Have you tried letting Angela put some of her perfum on it?

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It's jealous of Angela. It says I spend all my time with her talking and angsting and not enough time sleeping.

They... they don't get along. It's causing such a strain!

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! I think that explains it then. Hmmm, take it with you on a date?

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
What? You mean wine and dine my pillow? I don't know if I could take it with me on a date with Angela. It would just get jealous.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Just try to include it in the action? Go for a picnic and both use it?

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
*sniff*

You think that will work?

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*manly comforting pat on the back*

It's worth a try. Can't get much worse.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
*ponders*

I don't know. Maybe I should just get a new pillow. One that isn't so demanding.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
But how long does it take before it feels just right to you again? Breaking in a new pillow blows.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Plus there's the whole firmness/softness factor.

Picking a new pillow can be hard work. You can't just go out to a nightclub and think that the pillow you come home with is going to work out.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it isn't. People just don't realise how much goes into it. It's a serious commitment.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe my pillow and I need should go see that new therapist in town. I wonder if she does couples therapy.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't hurt to ask!
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