Oh noes!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

My pillow and have separated! Our relationship has fallen apart. We fight everyday about when I should fall asleep! I don't know how to recocile with it!

Oh noes! I've just been served papers! My pillow has taken ownership of my bed!

WAAAAH! I NEED THERAPY!!!

Comments

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

You mock my pain! How dare you! *flails*

*sniff*

It won't even let me fluff it anymore.

[janet_fraiser]

Of course I mock your pain! You mock my feet. *laughs at your flailing*

*hands you a tissue and some cold medicine*

Have you ever thought your pillow may just want to cuddle instead? Or talk. You probably just use it for sleep and never want to talk to it.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Who has time for sleep? I drool on it occasionally. Isn't that enough?

*Looks at your tiny feet*

*Knoews that it'z just two tiny two be reel*

((OOC: You get my e-mail?))

[janet_fraiser]

I had to make time for my pillow last night! Unfortunately, "not tonight, I have a headache" isn't a valid excuse to avoid my pillow. (Dude. I had a sinus migraine for, like, eighteen hours yesterday. It bit.)

*could possibly kick you with the tiny feet*

*could certainly hit you with a thrown shoe*

((OOC: Nope. No webmail access from work, the dorks. Can you resend to the work addy instead? The one with the major insurance company name in it.))