Oh noes!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

My pillow and have separated! Our relationship has fallen apart. We fight everyday about when I should fall asleep! I don't know how to recocile with it!

Oh noes! I've just been served papers! My pillow has taken ownership of my bed!

WAAAAH! I NEED THERAPY!!!

Comments

[janet_fraiser]

Yes, I have normal toes. At least you admit that much, though did you have to participate in the destruction of my favorite slippers to get that far?

And no, I am not inbred. See, this is why I didn't want to admit to being Jack's cousin. It's like people assume the worst about you just because you're related to him.

My feet are perfectly normally sized for a woman of my size! It'd be different if I were six feet tall and had feet this size.

I am going to mock your pillow pain forever, Marty. God, you can't even fluff a pillow properly?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

You mock my pain! How dare you! *flails*

*sniff*

It won't even let me fluff it anymore.

[janet_fraiser]

Of course I mock your pain! You mock my feet. *laughs at your flailing*

*hands you a tissue and some cold medicine*

Have you ever thought your pillow may just want to cuddle instead? Or talk. You probably just use it for sleep and never want to talk to it.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Who has time for sleep? I drool on it occasionally. Isn't that enough?

*Looks at your tiny feet*

*Knoews that it'z just two tiny two be reel*

((OOC: You get my e-mail?))

[janet_fraiser]

I had to make time for my pillow last night! Unfortunately, "not tonight, I have a headache" isn't a valid excuse to avoid my pillow. (Dude. I had a sinus migraine for, like, eighteen hours yesterday. It bit.)

*could possibly kick you with the tiny feet*

*could certainly hit you with a thrown shoe*

((OOC: Nope. No webmail access from work, the dorks. Can you resend to the work addy instead? The one with the major insurance company name in it.))

[can_be_more]

BUT WHOSE DAD IS UNCLE GEORGE. I DO NOT KNOW.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

You see Janet? This is what I'm saying. There is general confusion on the subject.

*Wonders if Elizabeth sang at Caritas last night*

*Wonders if Lorne will spill the whole thing to Marty*

[janet_fraiser]

And yet the confusion never seems to get completely cleared up. Let's see. If he's my uncle, and Jack's uncle, and a friend of Sam's family, then--how is this confusing again? Because it all seems pretty clear to me.

I've been scanning the comments, and I don't think she did.

OMG, so very wrong! Bad Marty! Honestly, if you're going to be sneaky, you need to give us an opportunity to catch you at it! *makes mental note to stay out of Caritas and, wow, NEVER SING THERE*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*laughs a lot at the last comment*

Okay...one last time. Janet and Jack are cousins. Uncle George is, surprise, surprise, their mutual uncle. I've known Janet and Jack since the back end of forever, and Uncle George really made me feel like I was part of their family when I wasn't seeing much of my dad. So, that's what I call him.

I am in no way related to Janet or Jack.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Suuuuuurre. Right. You just keep saying that. I'm on to your inbred Colorado ways.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Marty, you're so far off base you're at McMurdo.

No, wait...there's a base there. *thinks*

You're so far off base you're practically in the outfield. There, that'll work.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

McMurdo? No actually I'm MacGyver.

And I'm totally stumped on what to do for today's class.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*rim shot*

Wasn't it Cally's turn to come up with something?

We could always make our own explosives using household products.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Gives you gold star*

*And an A for the day*

*Runs off to post!*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should hold off on the gold star...I may get carried away with the explosives. Hypothetically. Possibly. Just saying.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

ZOMG! JANET CAN READ MINDS! SHE IS A MUTANT!

[janet_fraiser]

Yes. That's my deep, dark secret. Will you leave me alone now?

[janet_fraiser]

OMG. HE IS NOT THE DAD OF ANYONE ATTENDING FANDOM HIGH.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

But who's your daddy?!

[janet_fraiser]

OMG. My daddy couldn't make it to Parents Weekend. Did you even think to ask? No! You just automatically assume I'm an inbred freak!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

You're Jack's cousin... it's a pretty obvious conclusion to jump to.

[janet_fraiser]

Excuse me? Jack's not an inbred freak either.

A little weird, sure, but there's nothing wrong with that.