Oh noes!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

My pillow and have separated! Our relationship has fallen apart. We fight everyday about when I should fall asleep! I don't know how to recocile with it!

Oh noes! I've just been served papers! My pillow has taken ownership of my bed!

WAAAAH! I NEED THERAPY!!!

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[can_be_more]

BUT WHOSE DAD IS UNCLE GEORGE. I DO NOT KNOW.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

You see Janet? This is what I'm saying. There is general confusion on the subject.

*Wonders if Elizabeth sang at Caritas last night*

*Wonders if Lorne will spill the whole thing to Marty*

[janet_fraiser]

And yet the confusion never seems to get completely cleared up. Let's see. If he's my uncle, and Jack's uncle, and a friend of Sam's family, then--how is this confusing again? Because it all seems pretty clear to me.

I've been scanning the comments, and I don't think she did.

OMG, so very wrong! Bad Marty! Honestly, if you're going to be sneaky, you need to give us an opportunity to catch you at it! *makes mental note to stay out of Caritas and, wow, NEVER SING THERE*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*laughs a lot at the last comment*

Okay...one last time. Janet and Jack are cousins. Uncle George is, surprise, surprise, their mutual uncle. I've known Janet and Jack since the back end of forever, and Uncle George really made me feel like I was part of their family when I wasn't seeing much of my dad. So, that's what I call him.

I am in no way related to Janet or Jack.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Suuuuuurre. Right. You just keep saying that. I'm on to your inbred Colorado ways.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Marty, you're so far off base you're at McMurdo.

No, wait...there's a base there. *thinks*

You're so far off base you're practically in the outfield. There, that'll work.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

McMurdo? No actually I'm MacGyver.

And I'm totally stumped on what to do for today's class.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*rim shot*

Wasn't it Cally's turn to come up with something?

We could always make our own explosives using household products.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Gives you gold star*

*And an A for the day*

*Runs off to post!*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should hold off on the gold star...I may get carried away with the explosives. Hypothetically. Possibly. Just saying.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

ZOMG! JANET CAN READ MINDS! SHE IS A MUTANT!

[janet_fraiser]

Yes. That's my deep, dark secret. Will you leave me alone now?

[janet_fraiser]

OMG. HE IS NOT THE DAD OF ANYONE ATTENDING FANDOM HIGH.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

But who's your daddy?!

[janet_fraiser]

OMG. My daddy couldn't make it to Parents Weekend. Did you even think to ask? No! You just automatically assume I'm an inbred freak!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

You're Jack's cousin... it's a pretty obvious conclusion to jump to.

[janet_fraiser]

Excuse me? Jack's not an inbred freak either.

A little weird, sure, but there's nothing wrong with that.