OMG I hate her.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

WTF, player? Bad enough that you came up with the cracked out banthabell concept that has followed me around for a month.

But the cross-dressing? With the lipstick?

WhenIf I turn to the Dark Side, it's all your fault, woman.

Hope you can live with that.

*sulks*
*sullenly*
*and without the banthabell, WOE*

Comments

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't lie to you about something so important Annie, Anakin. You've got legs most girls would kill for (well, except for the hairy part, but that can be fixed).

You don't have anything to hold over this Windu guy? What about the chosen one, savior of the world thing? Can you use that as leverage?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I'm not shaving my legs, OMFG.

I've tried with the whole Chosen One thing but he seems strangely immune to my charm. If I had a credit for every time I heard, "Bitch, I know you ain't tryin' to play me" from him, I could own my own planet.

*pouts*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Have you considered Nair? It's stinky, but there's no chance of cutting yourself.

Immune to your charm? Huh. Maybe you should just send all your excess gremlins to him, COD.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Hm. Maybe for Vegas. NO! No, I mean.

And I like the way your mind works. See how he likes wandering around in swim trunks thinking he's the Princess of the Cheese People.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

You can always say you're on the swim team and using it to decrease your resistance to friction. Or something.

If you talk to Marty, I'm sure you could get a cricket bat. The Jedi would enjoy a good game of Gremlin baseball, right?

[ooc: And now I want to see the scene where Mace Windu opens his box o' gremlins...]

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

True.

I think the Jedi would be all over gremlin baseball.

[OOC: *is in no way writing it. Nope. Beats off plot bunnies*]

[swerval_zero]

((I would pay cash money to see that.))