OMG I hate her.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

WTF, player? Bad enough that you came up with the cracked out banthabell concept that has followed me around for a month.

But the cross-dressing? With the lipstick?

WhenIf I turn to the Dark Side, it's all your fault, woman.

Hope you can live with that.

*sulks*
*sullenly*
*and without the banthabell, WOE*

Comments

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I'm not shaving my legs, OMFG.

I've tried with the whole Chosen One thing but he seems strangely immune to my charm. If I had a credit for every time I heard, "Bitch, I know you ain't tryin' to play me" from him, I could own my own planet.

*pouts*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Have you considered Nair? It's stinky, but there's no chance of cutting yourself.

Immune to your charm? Huh. Maybe you should just send all your excess gremlins to him, COD.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Hm. Maybe for Vegas. NO! No, I mean.

And I like the way your mind works. See how he likes wandering around in swim trunks thinking he's the Princess of the Cheese People.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

You can always say you're on the swim team and using it to decrease your resistance to friction. Or something.

If you talk to Marty, I'm sure you could get a cricket bat. The Jedi would enjoy a good game of Gremlin baseball, right?

[ooc: And now I want to see the scene where Mace Windu opens his box o' gremlins...]

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

True.

I think the Jedi would be all over gremlin baseball.

[OOC: *is in no way writing it. Nope. Beats off plot bunnies*]

[swerval_zero]

((I would pay cash money to see that.))