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fandomtherapy2005-11-17 08:48 am
emo-padawan.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomtherapy2005-11-17 08:48 am
OMG I hate her.
WTF, player? Bad enough that you came up with the cracked out banthabell concept that has followed me around for a month.
But the cross-dressing? With the lipstick?
WhenIf I turn to the Dark Side, it's all your fault, woman.
Hope you can live with that.
*sulks*
*sullenly*
*and without the banthabell, WOE*
But the cross-dressing? With the lipstick?
Hope you can live with that.
*sulks*
*sullenly*
*and without the banthabell, WOE*
Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant
I don't suppose you have any idea - since you're such an excellent Padawan who never, ever gets me called onto the carpet in front of the Council - why I was pulled out of teaching today by a very irate Shaak Ti? I should mention that the class she pulled me away from was the brand-new Youngling musical culture sessions Master Yoda were such an inspired idea.
But she said something about a box delivered to Master Windu early today? There was something rather slimy all over her head tails, and she was rather upset about that.
Any time you're interested in explaining....
Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant
I'm sure I have absolutely no idea what you'd be talking about. But should anyone go racing through the halls declaring themselves to be Princess of the Cheese People or King of the Wookiees or, I don't know, Jedi Master Fifi, it might be best to take them to a quiet corner.
It'll wear off in about three hours.
Hypothetically.
--Anakin.
Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Apparently the little creatures in the box came with a small wooden bat. They're very aerodynamic, did you know that?
We've managed to catch and sedate the two younger padawans who were hit with - and then bitten by - the creatures he was batting around, but I'm afraid Master Windu is still loose in the Temple. He either thinks he's Nomi Sunrider come again, or a Twi'lek dancing girl. We're not really sure. Either way, finding him and leading him to a quiet corner is rather more easily said than done.
Have I mentioned that Master Yoda expects a recital from my Youngling class? Including with banthabells.
No amount of sex is worth this.-- Obi-Wan
Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Terribly sorry to hear that.
Get pictures.I have no idea where the box might've come from, though. I'm sure Master Windu will be in quite a state when he wakes up. Hypothetically he shouldn't remember anything, but if he's in a Twi'lek dancing girl costume, there might be questions.I'm very glad to hear that you're taking such an interest in the Younglings' education. I hate for you to get bored while I'm gone. Please send an invitation to the recital!
Oh sure it is. Focused and eager to learn? Good combination and you know it.--Anakin.
Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Very sorry I haven't been able to send pictures. I've been too busy ducking the Vaapad blade-master WHO THINKS I'M EXAR KUN. Or keeps trying to give me a lap dance. Either way it's very disturbing.
It's fascinating you know so much about these creatures. Do tell me all about your experiences with them.
I'm so glad to hear you want to return for the recital. The Younglings in particular will be very excited - they do miss their original teacher. I've decided to have a tribute at the beginning of the recital and play the masterful recording that started it all. And you should probably say a few words, as well.
Which of us was it that poured the other into leather pants? You want me to keep rewarding that eagerness or not?--Obi-Wan
Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Terribly sorry to hear that. Maybe distract him with something shiny? I heard that's equally effective against both Jedi and dancing girls. Perhaps some glitter?
Oh, there's not much to tell, given that I have no idea what kind of creatures you would possibly be encountering. *innocent eyes*
I don't think a speech would be necessary. At all, really. You're going to give them sugar and then set them on me, aren't you, Master? You're a cruel, cruel being.
True. But I taught you the fine art of eyeliner application...--Anakin.
Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant
We discovered that your recording of "Little Bunny Foo-Foo" has strangely mesmerizing properties. Piped it throughout the Temple for a few hours until Master Windu could be coaxed out of the ductwork. He's recovering nicely now in the medlab.
Fortunately, during the broadcast, Master Yoda grew so sick of hearing banthabells that he's disbanded the Youngling choir and there will be no recital. However, now that you mention it, I think you will be chaperoning the next few Youngling field trips, once you get home. Remind me to thank whoever sent me that recording. *smugs*
Yes, and you love me in it.--Obi-Wan
Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Sithspit.I'm very glad that it could be of assistance for you. Please pass along my best wishes for a speedy recover to Master Windu. Unless he's in one of his moods--then it's probably better that he be not reminded of my existence at all.I look forward to getting to spend more time with the Younglings. Perhaps we can go down to the freighter docks to play the game "What Planet are You On Now?" I remember you trying to teach me that one before we left for Naboo all those years ago. I'm assuming it's a traditional Padawan teaching technique...
Mmm. Eyeliner. But I can rock a tiny towel, and don't you forget it.--Anakin.
Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Not bloody likely. Didn't somebody promise to get me surveillance video feed? For, er, diagnostic purposes. *checks intergalactic mailbox*Re: Transmission from Jedi Temple, Coruscant
I was saving them for Christmas, my Master.